it's like a train wreck, only fluffier

I've had about three hours sleep thanks to etsy fuckery, so if I leave some really weird comments later on then please forgive me. I get less shy when I'm tired. (I mean, I've straight up referred to etsy's customer service as 'a toxic-waste dumpster fire' and told the survey I trust a barrel of monkeys with my money more than I do them, but hopefully it will give some poor collator a smile).

Still, at least I didn't have to get a passport just to keep my shop open. That being said, my shop is still open purely so that I have some income while I set up elsewhere. I don't need sleepless nights because I've received a message that says "use our payment system or we'll close your shop on May 18th uwu", especially given that I can already predict the nasty cash-grabs to come.

Dickheads.