chez_jae (
chez_jae) wrote2025-11-29 11:58 pm
Book 113, 2025
Kiss My Axe by May ArcherMy rating: 5 of 5 stars
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Since I was snowed in today, I spent the day reading the rest of Kiss My Axe by May Archer. It’s a male/male romance set in the quaint Vermont town of Winsome. Main characters are Griffin Mercer, newly unemployed marketing exec, and Beckett Axford, lumber specialist.
Griffin’s career and dreams go up in flames when someone sabotages a million-dollar ad campaign he’d put his all into. Unemployed and seemingly unemployable, he’s given a lifeline when he learns he’s inherited property from a man he knew in his youth, whom he referred to as Uncle Jim. With his BFF, Milo, in tow, Griffin relocates (temporarily!) to Winsome VT, the home of busy bodies and pickles. As if that weren’t bad enough, he’s soon butting heads with Beckett Axford over an unrecorded easement agreement across the property that Jim left to him. Griffin is done being anyone’s doormat, and he digs in his heels, refusing to cave in to Beckett’s demands for access to his own tract of land.
Since taking over the family lumber business from his father, Beckett has been facing the pressure of running the company, working on schedules, and learning his father made some questionable deals that have Axford Lumber teetering on being in the red. When some upstart city boy refuses to allow Beck’s crew to cross his property to get to a tract of trees, Beckett sees red. Never mind how sexy Griffin Mercer is, nor how he makes Beckett feel.
A new May Archer series? Yes, please! This one did not disappoint. It was funny, tender, and vexing by turns. Characterizations were stellar, from the two mcs to Beckett’s mad family, Griffin's mothers, and the locals. There was even a smarmy villain and some interesting subplots thrown in. All of it written with Archer’s deft touch that makes you want to move to that setting and meet everyone there.
Favorite lines:
♦ Perky could not look more horrified if I laid out a pentagram on his linoleum floor and summoned a pickle demon.
♦ I glare at my brothers and cousin so hard they’d burst into flame if there were any justice in the world.
♦ I mentally shake my fist at the sky and think, Fucking Vermont.
♦ I’d spotted a half-dozen Winsomefolk gathered around the front window of the Pickle Jar, gasping like they’d just witnessed the second coming of Cucumber Christ.
♦ “I mean r-ride like a horse!” he blurts, cheeks going crimson so fast I almost hear the sizzle. “Like g-galloping. Trotting. Whinnying. Neeeiiiiighhh!” // “I never whinny on the first date, Mercer. That’s a hard neigh from me.”
♦ I’m trapped in a Norman Rockwell painting with people who simultaneously know me way too well and not at all.
♦ If the edge of his lips hadn’t twitched, I might have thought he blamed me for this surprise waffle attack.
♦ A bunch of people who have jobs and mortgages and the right to vote taking turns racing around the bar.
♦ “YOU THROW LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER’S POODLE!”
Delightful fun! I did figure some things out, while other things caught me by surprise. Lovely story, full of fun and feels. Five stars!



